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First Time I met Chandler I thought he was Gay. But here I am singing on his wedding Day. Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat what are they feeding you Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat it's not your fault They woulden't take you to the vet your obviously not their favourite pet You may not be a bed of Roses but you are no friend of those with noses Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat what are they feeding you Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat it's not your fault The Two of Them kissed(Last Night) THere was a girl. WE'll call her Betty and a guy .Lets Call him Neil Now I can't stress this point to strongly This story isn't real (...) Now our Neil must decide Who will be the girl he casts aside will Betty be the one he loves truly Or will it be the one we'll call... Lulie HE must decide, he MUST decide Even though I made him up HE MUST decide Now grandma's a person who everyone likes, She bought you a train and a bright shiney bike But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner. And last time you saw her she looked so much thinn-errr Now your Mum and your Dad said she moved to Peru, But the truth is she died and some day you will too. La la la la la la la Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap Said all you need is to write them a song Now you haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along No don't sing along Monica, Monica, have a happy Hanukkah Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowwwwwy And Rachel and Chandler, (mumbles something) handler! There'll be times when you get older, When you want to sleep with people, Just to make them like you BUT DON'T Now that's another thing that you don't wanna do. Now that's another thing that you don't wanna do. I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song Stop me if you've heard it. My skin is soapy and my hair is wet And Tegrin spelled backward is Nirget. (pause, while Phoebe plays guitar) Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat. Lather, rinse, repeat, As needed!!!
	Little Black Curly Hair I found you in my bed How'd you wind up there You are a mystery Little Black Curly Hair Little Black Little Black Little Little Little Black Little Black Curly Hair

	Raiding Goats Raiding Goats are Raiding Raiding down the street Raiding Goats are Raiding Wearing little Pleats Power song New York City has no power And they milk is getting sour but to me this is not scary Cause I stay away from Dairy

	Terry's A Jerk Terry's a Jerk And he won't let me work And I hate Central Perk and you are all invited to bite me DON'T They'll be times when you get older when you want to sleep with people Just to make them like you.. But Don't Chorus: Cause thats another thing you don't want to do. EVERYBODY! thats another thing you don't want to do.
The Book of Love Sometimes men love women Sometimes men love men And then there are Bi-sexualls Though some say they are just kidding themselves La la la la la la la la la la la... THe Animal Song Oh,the cow in the meadow goes Moo Oh,the cow in the meadow goes Moo THen the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up And thats how we get Hamburgers Nooowww Chickens Mother's Ashes My mother's ashes even her eyelashes are resting in a little yellow jar and sometimes when its Breezy Or if im feeling Sneezy and now I Excuse Me EXCUSE ME YEAH NOISY BOYS!!!